My new Stater column.
Summary: There are so many good food places in Kent! So if instead you’re just gonna wait in the ridiculously long line at Subway for the sandwich you’ve had a million times before, I’m gonna judge you.
In high school, I lied about why I never drank. “I don’t want to lose control,” I said. The truth—I don’t want to be like you—would no doubt have been less palatable.
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