Jody Michael
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Hit the Lights by Brian
Rangers Ballpark in Arlington: Home of the Texas Rangers

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Hit the Lights by Brian

Rangers Ballpark in Arlington: Home of the Texas Rangers

I know they’re not using this slogan anymore, but I’m making it my desktop wallpaper again because what in the world is going on.

I know they’re not using this slogan anymore, but I’m making it my desktop wallpaper again because what in the world is going on.

clevelandindians:

42-year-old Jason Giambi, on headfirst slide into first: “I felt like Mr. Potato Head. My parts were going everywhere.”

NEVER DIVE INTO FIRST BASE!!! IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO SLOW YOU DOWN!!!

clevelandindians:

42-year-old Jason Giambi, on headfirst slide into first: “I felt like Mr. Potato Head. My parts were going everywhere.”

NEVER DIVE INTO FIRST BASE!!! IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO SLOW YOU DOWN!!!

clevelandindians:

Slider is ready, are you? #TribeOpener #TribeTown

clevelandindians:

Slider is ready, are you? #TribeOpener #TribeTown

publicshaming:

Yu Darvish of the Texas Rangers was ONE out away from a perfect baseball game on Tuesday night when he gave up a single.

It was a great night for America’s two favorite pastimes: baseball and racism.

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lmao. what is #carma?

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Yes, missing out on perfect baseball game is totally the payback America has been waiting  for…

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See! At least this guy knows a bit of history. HASHTAG hiroshima, HASHTAG nagasaki.

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I often receive requests to “post some nice, positive tweets.” Here are some people who really wanted Yu Darvish to pitch that perfect game: 

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Props to Twitter for offering to translate that last tweet.

clevelandindians:

3 days… #TribeOpener

clevelandindians:

3 days… #TribeOpener

2013 MLB Predictions

Hitting rankings
1. Milwaukee Brewers
2. Los Angeles Angels
3. Colorado Rockies
4. Atlanta Braves
5. Texas Rangers
6. Toronto Blue Jays
7. Detroit Tigers
8. St. Louis Cardinals
9. Washington Nationals
10. Arizona Diamondbacks
11. New York Yankees
12. Chicago White Sox
13. Oakland Athletics
14. Baltimore Orioles
15. Boston Red Sox
16. San Francisco Giants
17. Cleveland Indians
18. Minnesota Twins
19. Los Angeles Dodgers
20. Philadelphia Phillies
21. Cincinnati Reds
22. Pittsburgh Pirates
23. Kansas City Royals
24. Tampa Bay Rays
25. Chicago Cubs
26. Houston Astros
27. New York Mets
28. San Diego Padres
29. Miami Marlins
30. Seattle Mariners

Pitching rankings
1. Atlanta Braves
2. Oakland Athletics
3. Tampa Bay Rays
4. Washington Nationals
5. Los Angeles Dodgers
6. Cincinnati Reds
7. Chicago White Sox
8. Philadelphia Phillies
9. Milwaukee Brewers
10. San Francisco Giants
11. New York Mets
12. Seattle Mariners
13. Toronto Blue Jays
14. New York Yankees
15. St. Louis Cardinals
16. Arizona Diamondbacks
17. Detroit Tigers
18. Baltimore Orioles
19. Los Angeles Angels
20. Texas Rangers
21. Boston Red Sox
22. Chicago Cubs
23. San Diego Padres
24. Miami Marlins
25. Minnesota Twins
26. Cleveland Indians
27. Pittsburgh Pirates
28. Kansas City Royals
29. Houston Astros
30. Colorado Rockies

Standings

AL East
1. Toronto Blue Jays - 94-68
2. New York Yankees - 93-69
3. Tampa Bay Rays - 91-71
4. Baltimore Orioles - 78-84
5. Boston Red Sox - 67-95

AL Central
1. Detroit Tigers - 97-65
2. Chicago White Sox - 96-66
3. Cleveland Indians - 66-96
4. Minnesota Twins - 65-97
5. Kansas City Royals - 61-101

AL West
1. Oakland Athletics - 100-62
2. Los Angeles Angels - 94-68
3. Texas Rangers - 91-71
4. Seattle Mariners - 69-93
5. Houston Astros - 53-109

NL East
1. Atlanta Braves - 109-53
2. Washington Nationals - 99-63
3. Philadelphia Phillies - 80-82
4. New York Mets - 75-87
5. Miami Marlins - 57-105

NL Central
1. Milwaukee Brewers - 107-55
2. Cincinnati Reds - 88-74
3. St. Louis Cardinals - 88-74
4. Pittsburgh Pirates - 60-102
5. Chicago Cubs - 59-103

NL West
1. Los Angeles Dodgers - 91-71
2. San Francisco Giants - 90-72
3. Arizona Diamondbacks - 85-77
4. Colorado Rockies - 72-90
5. San Diego Padres - 55-107

Playoffs

Wild Card
(A4) Chicago White Sox over (A5) Los Angeles Angels
(N4) Washington Nationals over (N5) San Francisco Giants

League Division Series
(A1) Oakland Athletics over (A4) Chicago White Sox
(A3) Toronto Blue Jays over (A2) Detroit Tigers
(N1) Atlanta Braves over (N4) Washington Nationals
(N2) Milwaukee Brewers over (N3) Los Angeles Dodgers

League Championship Series
(A1) Oakland Athletics over (A3) Toronto Blue Jays
(N1) Atlanta Braves over (N2) Milwaukee Brewers

World Series
(N1) Atlanta Braves over (A1) Oakland Athletics